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University Lecturer Dr Stella Nyanzi Resorts to Bananas 🍌, Irish and Fingerfucking to Satisfy Her Sexual Appetite.

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Former Makerere University researcher Stella Nyanzi says she has turned to bananas, carrots and fingers to satisfy her sexual urges.

This week, Nyanzi posted on her social media saying her former love is desperate to get back with her.

“After dumping me for a year, supporting my opponent in politics, publicly de-campaigning me, and giving me no sex, he now swears he loves me desperately!” she posted on her Facebook page.

“He wants me to bring him to Europe… Does my lover love me or is he a user?”

The unnamed lover, according to Nyanzi, did not support her in her political race when running for Kampala Woman MP which she lost.

“I would not have cared if we supported different parties, but shared a bed. I had hoped this was possible, but he clearly did not give this possibility time to be tested.”

Stella fingers a sculpture by Gabriele Schnitzenbaumer

While some of her fans urged her to give the man a second chance, Nyanzi said he fled from her cold bed.

“…but he left my bed cold for the whole political campaign season. Even after the elections ended, he never brought his black arse back to my cold bed. However, now that my bed is in Europe, he wants me to bring him here… Is this how love works?”

Asked how she is managing sexual starvation without him, Nyanzi cheekily said: “Thank God for carrots, long bananas, and fingers”.

The ex-prisoner, poetess, peaceful protester, published scholar and opposition politician from FDC party, is currently in Germany.

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