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ANDREW MWENDA THE SUCKER OF JOURNALIST AND BOOT LEAKER OF MUSEVENI. This is Copied. All my daily Followers and Readers are aware that, these are not my own words and my handwriting. I repeat again, this is copied and this has never been my handwriting. **************************************************************************************************************************************** Author unknown. I got this off a WhatsApp group. This creative writing is hillarious. Here the anonymous author goes, “Have you recently done something ridiculous and you are looking for a cover up? Have you stolen public funds and you need ways to justify it? Have you gone against the citizens of your country and they are up in arms against you? Have you rigged elections in broad day light and you need help showing that you actually won with a landslide? Have you impoverished your people but you need help convincing them that they are actually very wealthy? Have you tortured and brutalized your people and you are looking for ways to tell the world that those guys had weapons of mass destruction and if you didn't torture them the sky would come down? Have you lied and changed rules of the game mid-way but you feel ashamed to come off as a liar? Do you need help around this? Have you miserably failed in your job but want help so you are projected as the most hardworking citizen? Do you want to force a ridiculous tax on social media to restrict your citizens' expression and clamp down on dissent? Have you seen your hardworking citizens fall in love with mobile money and you are like- 'hell no, I want a share of this,' but want to come off as someone who deeply cares for your people? Are you worried of any potential backlash? Don't you worry. At Andrew Mwenda & Co. we offer image cleaning professional services! At a small fee we clean your image. We justify whatever wrong you have done or plan to do. Even if you did it by mistake, count on us to justify it with our life. We use statistics. We use numbers. We use grammar. We confuse. We blackmail. We argue. We intimidate. We are Andrew Mwenda & Co. We use words to turn all your evils into the most saintly acts. Hire us and leave the rest to us!”

ANDREW MWENDA THE SUCKER OF JOURNALIST AND BOOT LEAKER OF MUSEVENI.
This is Copied.
All my daily Followers and Readers are aware that, these are not my own words and my handwriting.
I repeat again, this is copied and this has never been my handwriting.

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Author unknown. I got this off a WhatsApp group. This creative writing is hillarious. Here the anonymous author goes, “Have you recently done something ridiculous and you are looking for a cover up? Have you stolen public funds and you need ways to justify it? Have you gone against the citizens of your country and they are up in arms against you? Have you rigged elections in broad day light and you need help showing that you actually won with a landslide? Have you impoverished your people but you need help convincing them that they are actually very wealthy? Have you tortured and brutalized your people and you are looking for ways to tell the world that those guys had weapons of mass destruction and if you didn't torture them the sky would come down? Have you lied and changed rules of the game mid-way but you feel ashamed to come off as a liar? Do you need help around this? Have you miserably failed in your job but want help so you are projected as the most hardworking citizen? Do you want to force a ridiculous tax on social media to restrict your citizens' expression and clamp down on dissent? Have you seen your hardworking citizens fall in love with mobile money and you are like- 'hell no, I want a share of this,' but want to come off as someone who deeply cares for your people? Are you worried of any potential backlash?

Don't you worry. At Andrew Mwenda & Co. we offer image cleaning professional services! At a small fee we clean your image. We justify whatever wrong you have done or plan to do. Even if you did it by mistake, count on us to justify it with our life. We use statistics. We use numbers. We use grammar. We confuse. We blackmail. We argue. We intimidate. We are Andrew Mwenda & Co. We use words to turn all your evils into the most saintly acts. Hire us and leave the rest to us!”

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